I often imagine the rather shallow foundation such relationships must rest upon - and well, wait to see them on some sort of newly-divorced house-hunting show - "He ripped the previous home to the studs and revealed not just an empty shell of a Victorian badly in need of a Subzero refrigerator but also the empty soul of a marriage, badly in need of a makeover - " Now, he's on the hunt for the perfect mid-40s bachelor pad and a new life - and this time, he's going turnkey.